For the record, I hate posting. However, I love connecting with the listener/you/the person that listens to us in the car/in the shower/in bed/BBQing in the back yard/while laying dowin tile in a newly constructed condom(hehehee)minium.
You…the listener will hear from me twice a day. Once in the morning and once at night…those are the only rations you need because over rationing will lead to nausea, extreme farting (like what Shannon is about to do behind me)…and death.
I look forward to rationing you soon. – testicularly yours
Jack
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The end justifies the means.
Better late than never.
The slow horse reaches the mill.
Twice the pride, double the fall.
Don’t count the chickens before they are hatched.